Cinderaidan - gentle, apologetic, bullied
Evil Imo - the bully, primadonna
enter the space
set up in character with Evil Imo constantly telling Cinderaidan off about doing it wrong etc etc. frequent questions of 'are you ready to start yet?' etc.
Imo winds the gramaphone up and puts the record on then sits and plays the saw as aidan juggles.
record ends and imo orders aiden to change music for her beautiful show which they are all there to see.
music starts and Imo gets on slack rope, aiden goes off to do something important (what?) but half-way through the routine the music winds down - furious she shouts about how they can't see her beautiful show or her amazing tricks.
aiden apologises but is told to apologise to audience. he's not sorry enough so imo hammers nails into his head. then chases him with bear traps.
in distress she finally fetches a rope as she can't undo the damage, can't make it better for them, the show is ruined. 'how difficult it is to work in these conditions when you're so beautiful!' i give up! pulls rope through neck - but fails to kill herself!
Imo - i can't even do this right, cannot even commit hari-kiri! you must all hate me! Dispair, woe is me!
aidan to the rescue - we still love you, look we all love you - see they're clapping for you!
imo and aiden, you love us, we love you! we thank you! - we hat the audience!
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